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Ironically Not Being Ironic

29 Dec

poorsuzy:

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

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He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

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He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

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I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

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this entire episode 

29 Dec

neddstark:

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: adulthood, a saga.

28 Dec

aestheticwishes:

this will always be funny

28 Dec
28 Dec

antiblackness:

punk-teddylupin:

Vine is such a dramatic bitch tho ??? They literally let us believe that they were gone for good… we now have 10000 vine compilation videos to honor the fallen.. … … they let us mourned… we created so many memes in order to deal with our everlasting pain… and now they’re making a comeback like wow what a powerful move 

she did that

28 Dec
28 Dec

twofronteeth:

sweet creature // harry styles

28 Dec
28 Dec

basementdemo:

in 2018 i have no time for people who hate one direction and the color pink

28 Dec syneblue-blog:
“ pluckypalaeontologist:
“ putthison:
“ “When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin’ down MasterCard. But there’s no look to that lifestyle!...

syneblue-blog:

pluckypalaeontologist:

putthison:

“When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin’ down MasterCard. But there’s no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I’m mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that.

- John Waters on the sorry style of today’s rebels  (emphasis mine)

helpless laughter oh god

This is the only criticism of millenials I will accept

27 Dec

quietgirls:

for all you one direction hoes out there

27 Dec
27 Dec

niallintheam:

1d wrote the lyrics to girl almighty via iphone predictive text but its still one of my favorite songs of all time

27 Dec

borbamena:

borbamena:

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

27 Dec

themadcapmathematician:

seriously underrated Doctor Who Comedy Moment™: when the Doctor explains to Donna that the Tardis is translating her words to Latin for their visit to Pompeii and her immediate thought is what would happen if she spoke actual Latin to someone so she goes up to some dude and says “Veni, Vidi, Vici” and he tells her he doesn’t speak Welsh